Friday, June 18, 2010

7th May,2009-Diary entry


कवि का हौंसला बढाने के लिए फेसबुक का यह पृष्ठ पसंद करें


May 7th,2009 dIARY ENTRY 7.29 pm
In the last 1.5 months,sir was impressing the class with
his all time fav. dialogues such as kaisi kaisi baat krte
ho,nalayak, & many more so i thought kyun na in sab
dialogues ko mila kar ek speech taiyar ki jaye jo ki sab k
liye motivation aur mere liye fame ka kaam kare.So,it was
final k m going to write a speech to be speaked at the
occasion of this last class of A/Cs IPCC gr.1 of Mr. C.A
parveen sharma.So,DR me baithte hi sochne laga kya likhu.
DR,arey 4.15 wali train ka nam h.Bahadurgarh tak hi ek
speech taiyar karli.Pehle rough ki phir use fair kia.
And after that i prepared a slide for sir which says
"Sir,u r d best" with full form of his name.I M sure he
must have liked it.Nobody was knowing that i m going to
blast that morning.OK.At the starting of the class, i told
sir that i want ur mike for 3-4 mins.Sir said OK but
everything shud be good & nothing bad.I said"sir wishwas
rakho".HE said OK.And class goes on.He was looking awesome
in his professional dress up which was requested by me at
the 2nd last class to everybody in the class that pls. be
like u will be looking after being a C.A.Some has taken it
seriously and some not.But its ok.U cant take or u cant
expect to take the whole group of 600-650 students with u.
But m happy that almost 100 students & ofcourse Sir has
appreciated my idea of looking like a professional at the
last class.Some said i was looking awesome with my
professional look,an orange shirt,a black pant & an orange
tie with my hair cut which were a foot long a day before
& now only 3 inches & a completely shaved face.I too think
that i was looking good.I reached shah audi at 6.30 am,
told sir that I wanna give a speech & then we got a break
at abt 10 am & i again reminded sir.Class starts again &
sir tell very sweet & real thoughts of his & everybody was
looking really motivated after he finishes his speech.Then
he gave his details of how can we be in contact with him.
His no.,e-mail id,address,etc.And then finally he said
'bacho,apka ek frnd ap sabke samne kuch kehna chaha h.aa
jao nipun'.Students started clapping their hands.I was
getting nervous & choke stroked but then i thought k yahi
mauka h,chak de phatte.Then 1st row me baithe ek C.A ko
apna mobile pakdaya and i went on the stage & started.
"sir sir.main aaj apko puri class ki taraf se kuch kehna
chahta hu.Dhyan se dekhna,aj main apko main nhi,puri class
dikhai dunga.Dikha,nhi dikha".Sare bol pade man ki ankho
se dekho sir.So maine bhi bola"man ki ankho se dekho sir,
zarur dikhunga".Sir pareshan hoke piche chale gaye to main
bola"sir apki ankhe piche h kya".Sir was luking
frustrated,so i thoght,ab bakwas band krte h,to maine bola
"chalo ab main bat par ate h.Sir,aj hum sab C.A's apse ye
wada krte h,apke samaksh ye saugandh khate h ki apne hume
jo kuch bhi padaya h,hum use ache se pad samajh k,IPCC me
ache se marks lekar hi apne-2 offices me jaenge taki koi
bi,kabhi bi,kahin bi NALAYAK na keh sake.Koi bi na keh sake
k tumhari zindagi to KHATAM h aur ye to koi kahe hi na
KAISI-KAISI BAT KRTE HO.Hum apne clients k SAWALO KI
DHAJJIA UDA KAR RAKH DENGE.Aur agar kbhi kisi ne hamari
kabiliyat pe shak krke humse ye puch bhi liya k
ACHA!YE BAT H.to hum use confidently jawab de saken k
HAAN YAHI BAT H."EVERYBODY WAS LOOKING very happy & seeing
them,m too was happy so i continued my speech"acha ye to
rahi class ki bat,ab kuch meri bat krte h.Mujhe lgta h k
maine jane-anjane me kuch galtia ki h.jan kar to n hi ki
par shayad anjane me hui h.Kisi ko mera bolna pasand nhi
aya,kisi ko mere bolne ka style aur shayad kisi ko kuch aur
bhi.So,i apologise to all of u....pls mujhe maaf kardo.
main itna bura admi ni hu.Specifically mujhe lagta h k
maine ek galti ki h.Main us bache se maafi mangna chahta
hu jise maine friendship k liye kaha,to wo kuch zyada hi
bura maan gya.So pls forgive me.Main schi me itna bura admi
nhi hu.Zyada na sahi par ek acha dost banne layak to huhi"
Sab samajh to gye the k wo bacha ek ladki h,to sabne shor
machana shuru kar dia.Aur maine bhi jo draft kia tha pehle
usme bache ki jagah pe ladki hi tha but sir ki bat ka maan
rkhte huye ki nothing bad shud be there,maine ladki ko bche
se replace kia.But wahi h jinhone samajhna tha wo to samajh
hi gye.Fir maine us last line ko continue kia ki zyada na
sahi ek acha frnd bnne layak to hu hi k bad maine pucha
"hu k nhi" to sare kamine bole "nhi nhi".Par main janta
hu k bahar se wo kuch bi keh rahe ho par andar se sab han
hi keh rhe the.Then i continued my apologisation
programme"And finally sir,agar apko meri kisi baat ka bura
laga ho,jo ki bilkul bhi intentionally nhi hua hoga,but
agar hua h to pls...mujhe maaf kar dijiye".Everyone claps.
Then i took a pause of nearly 10 secs to write my details
on a slide which was a part of my speech & includes my full
name,residence,email id & phone nos.During this time
somebody said "khatam" & i replied him"arey aise kaise
khatam,maine waada kia h,mujhe koi khatam nhi keh skta" &
then i took the slide,put it on the projector & said"shayad
aap logon mese kuch log mera nam bhi nhi jante".Kuch shor
hua to maine kaha"arey nhi jante to nhi jante,har koi meri
tarah muhfat thodi hota h.So,i am NIPUN SIKRI from rohtak,
haryana aur main apko wish karta hu gud luck for the future
AND iske bad mulakat ho na ho,So alvida.BUT,BUT,hope to see
u all as C.A soon".Everybody claps & i presented that slide
which i had made in a manner in which a boy gives a rose to
a girl i.e bending on my knees & giving him a rolled slide
& i came down,took my phone,save the video & went back to
my seat in the 4th row.And sir takes a sum & the class
comes to an end & that too without a party.I thought k sir
ko mil k jaun but sir k paas students ki itni zyada bhid so
i thought k bahar jake frnds ko bye-bye aaun but bahar us
bache ka bf apne 4 dosto k sath kar rha tha mera intezaar.
Kehta h idhar aa.Main gya or maine pucha kaun ho aap.kyuki
pehle ek hi baar mila tha wo bi 15-20 din pehle jab wo
pehle dhamkane aya tha.To usne bataya k main uska bf.To
mujhe yaad aa gya.Aur meri fat bhi gyi.Wo kehta h'aj stage
par bhi chad gya tu'.Maine kaha 'yar wo to sirf sory kehna
tha.mujhe bura lag rha tha k meri wajah se kisi ko bura
laga'.Usne kaha'mere sath chal'.Meri fat rahi thi kyuki wo
char the aur main ek.Par itni der me ek frnd aake bola'yar
tera kisi accent wale k sath panga ho gya h'.Itne me wo
bhaisahab bole'haan bhyi main hu wo accent wala,tujh kya
krna h'.To usne bhi jawab dia'Kya bat h'.Itne me maine charo
taraf dekha to 10-12 ladke ikathe ho gye aur mujhse puchne
lage k kya hua?Maine kaha'Kuch nhi yar in bhaiya ko kuch
misunderstanding ho rhi h aur maine sorry bhi keh dia h'
Wo bola'tu mere sath chal' gale me hath dal k.Maine gala
nikala aur aaspaas se sare bole yahi bat kar kya abt krni'.
To wo bola'Aj k baad uske aaspaas bhi mat dikhio.Tujh jaise
par to wo thukegi bhi nhi'.Mann to kar rha tha ki khinch k
thapad maru fir chahe jaan hi chali jaye aur kahu'saale
tujhpe thukti h kya'.But situation ko samjhte i said'ok
yaar,Jaisa tu kahe'.To uske sath wala bola'chal chod yar,
ye to waise bhi kaamp rha h' aur phir mujhe dekh k bola
'Bhai,pls usse mat bolio'.Waise kaamp to main rha tha but
aaspaas khade dosto ki wajah se yhodi himmat aa gyi thi.
Main bola'thik h' aur wo log chale gye.Then i thank all
those guys who were standing with me.They all said'koi gal
hi nhi'.Fir i thought k ab bala to tal hi gyi h,sir se fir
kabhi milenge,ab ghar hi chalte h'.Then everyone starts
departing.We said to each other PHIR MILENGE & phir jhappi
payi & then me,ishan,vivek,karan & apoorv in apoorv's car
went to kashmere gate metro station & dropped vivek & karan
there & then we go to prasad nagar.In the travel,i take
nos. of apoorv & ishan & when i reached ICSI,prasad nagar,
i found it was closed due to voting today.Dekha,chahe kuch
bhi ho jaye,voting ho rhi ho ya kuch bhi,sir ko to class
leni hi h.Then i told them to drop me at the bus stand.They
drop me there,wahi jhappi shappi & then they go & my bus
comes.Then by bus to kishanganj station & then by train to
rohtak & then by activa of divesh to home.Ghar aakar sabko
btaya din k baare me except wo bhaisahab wala case.They
appreciated me.It was a good day.I hope everyday to be that
good.Ab ye class to khatam.Hope k A/Cs ka 20th may yani k
ashish kalra sir ki costing,FM ki coaching se pehle khatam
ho jaye.Hope for the best.
GUD NITE DIARY.:-)

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