Hum C.A ho gye-My best creation

Bachpan me hi mari gayi thi mat,
10th k baad hi bhar dia tha C.A ka form,
kehte the sabko hum C.A banenge,
dikhayenge tumko hum h bookworm...

Zindagi jine wale aadmi, hum bina jiye hi ho gye,
Mummyji Papaji mubarak ho hum C.A ho gye :-)

dhire dhire kati 11th, kisi tarah 12th me aye,
Debit credit kya hote h, koi to humko bhi ye bataye,
Final accounts h kis bala ka naam, koi to ho jo ise samjhaye,
Mummy kehti h padlo beta, koi unhe hamara dard to sunaye...

Pehle sapne me aate the ladkio k khawab,
ab aate h accounts k questions wo bhi without jawab,
In sabse darr kar jab nind me uthta hu,
kya yahi h zindagi is baat ko sochta hu...

Aa gya January exams h paas, jisme pass hone ki mujhe koi nhi h aas..

Aas kaise hogi kyuki 2 mahine to hume padai kiye ho gye,
Mummyji Papaji mubarak ho hum C.A ho gye :-)

March me diye exams, wo bhi without tayari,
Result ki chinta kise h, ab march k baad h june ki baari,
Socha tha 2 mahine hogi aish, gf k sath udaenge papa ka cash,
Par C.A banne ka junoon tha chaya, CPT exam ne kaha le main aaya,
CPT ek khatra sath me laya, khatra tha negative marking ka saaya,
Kabhi quantitative aptitude ne sataya, kabhi business law ne sataya,
Phir to june ka mahina aaya, Aur mere mann me bhi ek darr sa samaya...

Par kismat ne aisa khel khela, 20 bache the tution pe,par reh gya main akela...

Dil aisa tuta ke sharabi to hum bina piye hi ho gye,
Mummyji Papaji mubarak ho hum C.A ho gye :-)

Jo bhi hua wo tha ek accident, ek mahapurush ne aisa keh k khilayi hume chlormint,
Chlormint ne kia hme cool, aur wo bole sun bhyi fool,
wahi josh rakh aur wahi rakh junoon..wahi josh rakh aur wahi rakh junoon,
As you know ki june k bad december aur december ke bad june...

Phir maine kiya unse ek wayda,
Aur samajh gaya main ki C.A. first attempt me karne ka kuch khas nahi hai fayda,
Interesting hai subjects 2-3 bar chahiye inhe padna,
Par papa ne bhi keh diya, agli bar fail huye to dukan par hi padega baithna,
Irade unke bhi the pakke, to socha kyu na mar de 6 gendo par 6 chakke,
Chak k ki padai aur chak diye phatte, Papa bhi bole 'I am proud of you bete',
Unke ye lafz dil ko chu gaye, puri mehnat ki to IPCC ke group one me bhi pass ho gaye...

Dosto ne yad dilaya ke kitne din tujhe party diye ho gye,
Mummyji Papaji mubarak ho hum C.A ho gye :-)

Result aane se pehle I.T training puri karni thi jaroori,
Sath hi orientation programme pura karna bhi tha majburi,
Paaji ne kaha tere aur CA degree ke bich kaisi hai ye duri,
thodi mehnat ki to ye dono bhi ho gayi poori...

Phir jaise hi aaya IPCC Group-1 ka result,
SAbhi aalochana karne wale reh gaye dang,
Par unki chinta kise thi,
Chinta ka vishaya to tha 3 saal ki articleship ki jang...

Socha tha aage ki rah hai aasan,
Par C.A. dhundne ka kaam bhi tha mahaan,
MUmmy Papa khush the hamara ladka bhi office jayega,
par yahan unke ladke ki nikal rahi thi jaan...

10-15 Din mehnat ki mehnat to ek C.A. mil gaya,
Insan ho wo acha dil ne ki ye dua ,
FIr kisi ne bataya, C.A. bante-2 sari achai nikal jati hai ,
Aur C.A. ko apne article ki koi baat nahi bhati hai...

Phir shuru hua kadi mehnat ka daur, kaam karte pata hi nahi chalta,
kab hoti hai raat aur kab aa jati hai agli bhor,
Kismat bhi aisi kharab hai ki,
sab kam karne par bhi puchna padta hai 'sir kuch aur'...

Isi bich aaye IPCC group-2 ke exams,
uske subjects ki tayaari karna hai asaan sa kaam,
Aur yelo iska result bhi aa gaya ,
main pass hua aur mera bhi ho gaya naam...

Stipend hai matra rupaye hazaar,
Phir bhi unka phone aata hai baar-baar,
Request karta hu ek chutti ki,
To kehte hai'aaj kaam hai phir kabhi le liyo yaar'...

GF se ho gayi ladai,
Mujhe chutti jo nahi mil payi,
kehti hai raksha bandhan paas aa raha hai,
ab to aap bas ban jao mere bhai...

Ab aapko kya bataye,uske bhai to hum bina kuch kiye hi ho gaye,
Mummyji Papaji mubarak ho hum C.A ho gye :-)

Bunk to school se bhi kata tha,
par usse jyada bunk ab ofice se karta hu,
Pehle ghumne jaata tha dosto ke saath,
par ab padai,padai aur sirf padai karta hun...

Bachpan me kya hota tha,ki padte hue nind aa jati thi,
par ab to nind me bhi padna padta hai,
Papa kehte hai tu C.A banke to dikha,
par unhe kya pata C.A. banne ke liye kya-2 karna padta hai...

AB to bas training khatam hone ko ayi h,
2 sal bit gye 1 sal ki aur ladai h,
Training k akhri 6 months me hi dedo final k dedo exams,
ICAI ne bhi kya policy banayi h...

Reh gya h sirf final exams ka bojh,
dono group ki taiyari me 18 ghante padna padta h roj,
Dil ko samjhata hu padne de pagal,
kyuki C.A banne k baad h mauj hi mauj...

Taiyari karte ho rahi h halat kharab,
zindagi banti ja rahi h ek sawal jiska koi nahi h jawab,
Life ho gyi h out of control,
C.A hone k bawjood bhi nhi laga pa raha hu iska hisab...

Kal paper h aur mujhe kuch nhi h aata,
Dar h kisi tarah bhi nhi h jata,
Kya karu mujhe koi ye bhi nhi batata,
is bar to lagta hai C.A n hi ban pata...

Jaisa socha tha hua uske ekdum viprit,
Paper itne aasan aye k laga main gya jit,
A/Cs,Law,Audit aur FM aye ekdum easy,
DT,IDT,Cost aur MICS me bhi hua yehi sab repeat...

Exams to ache bina zyada mehnat diye hi ho gye,
Mummyji Papaji mubarak ho hum C.A ho gye :-)

Ye C.A h uncertainity ka khel,
1 group pass ho gya 60% se,aur ek me ho gya main Fail,
Mumy kehti h tu nalayak h,
Sir pe lagaya ka badam wala tel...

Ek to mumy k in shabdo ne mere dil ko chua,
upar se sabne bari-bari aakar pucha,kya hua-kya hua,
Ab to zindagi ban gyi h ek jua,
kuch hua to hua,nhi hua to nhi hua,
Is bar to C.A ban hi jau,
yaron sab milkar karo ye dua...

2 saal 9 mahine me hi karli office se tauba,
kyuki sir pe tha final exams ka force,
Akhri 3 mahine ki training ki chinta nhi h,
kyuki use pura karayega 3 months wala residential course...

Par usse pehle h exams ka darr,
jiski wajah se main har roz raha hu marr,
Ab aya hu rabba tere paas,
is attempt ka to tu hi kuch kar...

Exams khatam huye aur main pahuncha karne residential course,
Yahan par hai duniya bhar ki knowledge ka pura source...

Subah me yoga,din me lecture aur ek professional ki tarah bolna sikhte h,
yahan k teachers isiliye har kisi ko pasand ate h,
cricket,tennis aur national game hockey bhi khilate h,
aur khana bhi kya lajwaab banwate h...

C.A karne k chakkar me maine regular college nhi kia,
par in 3 mahino me maine us college ko jia,
Isi bich result aya aur sabhi ne muje cheer up kia,
Aur party le le k papa k bank balance one-third kia...

C.A bante hi asisa laga,k hum kul k dipak aur aasman me chamakte ek diye ho gye,
Mummyji Papaji chachaji masiji buaji dadaji, mubarak ho hum C.A ho gye :-)

Campus placement me maine job ko paya,
ek mahine me 50000 rupayo ko kamaya,
muje mila mann ka sukoon aur dunia ka sammaaan,
aur maine apni mari gyi mat wali bat ko galat thahraya...

Zindagi jin wale admi ab to hum puri tarah jike hi gye,
Mummyji Papaji mubarak ho hum C.A ho gye :-)

An excerpt

आप सभी से एक वंदना है के अगर आपको कुछ भी पसंद आता है तो अपनी प्रतिक्रिया और टिप्पणियाँ ज़रुर दे,  उसे अपने दोस्तों के साथ फेसबुक, ट्विटर अथवा अन्य सामाजिक नेटवर्किंग साइटों पर ज़रूर साझा करें।
आप सबसे ऊपर अपना ई-मेल डाल कर इस ब्लोग की सदस्यता भी ले सकते है।
कवि अभी नया नया आया है, आपकी मदद के बिना नही बढ पाएगा।

कवि का हौंसला बढाने के लिए फेसबुक का यह पृष्ठ पसंद करें

‘What’s your caste?’ Ishit asked. ‘What’ I said, ‘you believe in these craps.’
‘It isn’t crap.’ he said ‘You must have born in a caste no? So tell me who you are?’
‘I am an Indian. No, actually I am a human.’ ‘That’s what I am.’
‘So what’s the problem? Why you want to know which caste I belong to? Isn’t it enough that I am a human being & your friend? Haven’t you seen krantiveer?’ I asked.
‘Is it a movie’ he questioned. ‘Yes, of course it’s a movie & I love its one dialogue said by nana patekar that if I take a bit of your blood & some of mine & mix it, can you identify which drop is yours? Oh no, you can’t? When god hasn’t made any difference, who are we to classify ourselves as Hindu, Muslim or Sikh?’ I explained him in the tone of scolding.
‘It’s true.’ He said after 2 minutes, ‘I am very sorry. I will never ask it from anybody as we all are the same. Same ears, Same eyes, Same blood, Same everything.’
‘Don’t be sorry but promise that you will never say sorry for this thing to anybody again.’ I said as I tried to console him. ‘I promise’ he said.
‘And what will you say when anybody ask you your caste.’ ‘A human being.’
‘A good human being instead’ I said as I hugged him & he broke into tears.
‘Don’t cry. You are not Katina. Grow up baby.’ And he laughed probably because I bring Katina in our talks… :/

Gyan ki batein

Sapne dekhna koi buri bat nhi h.
Buri bat h un sapno ko poora karne k liye mehnat na karna.
So ask urself "Zindgi dubara hai kya" & considering d facts dat "LYF IS ONCE",
Dont let dis day pass widout doing smthing 2 make ur dreams come true.........

C.A-My passion

C.A student ki change hoti ki F.M fullform for the first five months till exams..
In jan,its fm for free mind..
In feb,when the budget is to be announced,its fm for finance minister..
In mar,when he is looking at subjects,its fm for financial management..
In apr,just one month left for exam,its fm for full mehnat..
In may,the exam month,before exams,its fm for full mathapachi n after exams,it comes as fm for fir milenge.......
Happy C.A day..:)

My owned Quotes-Self Made

कवि का हौंसला बढाने के लिए फेसबुक का यह पृष्ठ पसंद करें

1.You shud Face every Phase of life..


2.Make the persons u r with feel proud by doing everything, you choose to do, with the damn perfection i.e nipunta...


3.everybody has his own way of living this cool life...
So never tell anybody what to do...
just tell them your way of doing it...
The latter will surely have a bigger impact than the former...

4.The one who quits was never intending to win the game and the one who are just to win will never quit the game..

Pitaji aur mataji-A tribute to my parents

कवि का हौंसला बढाने के लिए फेसबुक का यह पृष्ठ पसंद करें

आपके बिना मुझे कुछ ना सुहाता जी,,
ओ मेरे पिताजी, ओ मेरे माताजी..

आपने बनाया आपने सँवारा,
मुझपे अपना तन-मन वारा!
आपके बिना मैं दुनिया मे कैसे आता जी!!
ओ मेरे पिताजी, ओ मेरे माताजी,,
आपके बिना मुझे कुछ ना सुहाता जी..

कंधे पे बिठाया, गोद मे सुलाया,
कभी - 2 अपने उपर सूसू भी कराया!
इतनी सारी यादें और कौन मुझे दे पाता जी!!
ओ मेरे पिताजी, ओ मेरे माताजी,,
आपके बिना मुझे कुछ ना सुहाता जी..

बैठना सिखाया, चलना सिखाया,
बोलना सिखाया और दौड़ना सिखाया!
आपके बिना मैं ये कैसे कर पाता जी!!
ओ मेरे पिताजी, ओ मेरे माताजी,,
आपके बिना मुझे कुछ ना सुहाता जी..

पढ़ाया लिखाया, आदमी बनाया,
दुनिया समझने समझदार बनाया!
ये सब क्या था मुझको पहले से आता जी!!
ओ मेरे पिताजी, ओ मेरे माताजी,,
आपके बिना मुझे कुछ ना सुहाता जी..

जीवन करता हू आपके नाम,
आपके सपने पूरे करना मेरा काम!
ता - उम्र आपकी सेवा करना,
मुझे ज़िंदगी का मकसद नज़र आता जी!!
ओ मेरे पिताजी, ओ मेरे माताजी,,
आपके बिना मुझे कुछ ना सुहाता जी..

फिट रखे और फाइन रखे,
रब्बा हमेशा आपको शाइन रखे!
रहे आपका हर पल मुस्कुराता जी!!
ओ मेरे पिताजी, ओ मेरे माताजी,,
आपके बिना मुझे कुछ ना सुहाता जी..

7th May,2009-Diary entry

कवि का हौंसला बढाने के लिए फेसबुक का यह पृष्ठ पसंद करें

May 7th,2009 dIARY ENTRY 7.29 pm
In the last 1.5 months,sir was impressing the class with
his all time fav. dialogues such as kaisi kaisi baat krte
ho,nalayak, & many more so i thought kyun na in sab
dialogues ko mila kar ek speech taiyar ki jaye jo ki sab k
liye motivation aur mere liye fame ka kaam kare.So,it was
final k m going to write a speech to be speaked at the
occasion of this last class of A/Cs IPCC gr.1 of Mr. C.A
parveen sharma.So,DR me baithte hi sochne laga kya likhu.
DR,arey 4.15 wali train ka nam h.Bahadurgarh tak hi ek
speech taiyar karli.Pehle rough ki phir use fair kia.
And after that i prepared a slide for sir which says
"Sir,u r d best" with full form of his name.I M sure he
must have liked it.Nobody was knowing that i m going to
blast that morning.OK.At the starting of the class, i told
sir that i want ur mike for 3-4 mins.Sir said OK but
everything shud be good & nothing bad.I said"sir wishwas
rakho".HE said OK.And class goes on.He was looking awesome
in his professional dress up which was requested by me at
the 2nd last class to everybody in the class that pls. be
like u will be looking after being a C.A.Some has taken it
seriously and some not.But its ok.U cant take or u cant
expect to take the whole group of 600-650 students with u.
But m happy that almost 100 students & ofcourse Sir has
appreciated my idea of looking like a professional at the
last class.Some said i was looking awesome with my
professional look,an orange shirt,a black pant & an orange
tie with my hair cut which were a foot long a day before
& now only 3 inches & a completely shaved face.I too think
that i was looking good.I reached shah audi at 6.30 am,
told sir that I wanna give a speech & then we got a break
at abt 10 am & i again reminded sir.Class starts again &
sir tell very sweet & real thoughts of his & everybody was
looking really motivated after he finishes his speech.Then
he gave his details of how can we be in contact with him.
His no.,e-mail id,address,etc.And then finally he said
'bacho,apka ek frnd ap sabke samne kuch kehna chaha h.aa
jao nipun'.Students started clapping their hands.I was
getting nervous & choke stroked but then i thought k yahi
mauka h,chak de phatte.Then 1st row me baithe ek C.A ko
apna mobile pakdaya and i went on the stage & started.
"sir sir.main aaj apko puri class ki taraf se kuch kehna
chahta hu.Dhyan se dekhna,aj main apko main nhi,puri class
dikhai dunga.Dikha,nhi dikha".Sare bol pade man ki ankho
se dekho sir.So maine bhi bola"man ki ankho se dekho sir,
zarur dikhunga".Sir pareshan hoke piche chale gaye to main
bola"sir apki ankhe piche h kya".Sir was luking
frustrated,so i thoght,ab bakwas band krte h,to maine bola
"chalo ab main bat par ate h.Sir,aj hum sab C.A's apse ye
wada krte h,apke samaksh ye saugandh khate h ki apne hume
jo kuch bhi padaya h,hum use ache se pad samajh k,IPCC me
ache se marks lekar hi apne-2 offices me jaenge taki koi
bi,kabhi bi,kahin bi NALAYAK na keh sake.Koi bi na keh sake
k tumhari zindagi to KHATAM h aur ye to koi kahe hi na
KAISI-KAISI BAT KRTE HO.Hum apne clients k SAWALO KI
DHAJJIA UDA KAR RAKH DENGE.Aur agar kbhi kisi ne hamari
kabiliyat pe shak krke humse ye puch bhi liya k
ACHA!YE BAT H.to hum use confidently jawab de saken k
HAAN YAHI BAT H."EVERYBODY WAS LOOKING very happy & seeing
them,m too was happy so i continued my speech"acha ye to
rahi class ki bat,ab kuch meri bat krte h.Mujhe lgta h k
maine jane-anjane me kuch galtia ki h.jan kar to n hi ki
par shayad anjane me hui h.Kisi ko mera bolna pasand nhi
aya,kisi ko mere bolne ka style aur shayad kisi ko kuch aur
bhi.So,i apologise to all of u....pls mujhe maaf kardo.
main itna bura admi ni hu.Specifically mujhe lagta h k
maine ek galti ki h.Main us bache se maafi mangna chahta
hu jise maine friendship k liye kaha,to wo kuch zyada hi
bura maan gya.So pls forgive me.Main schi me itna bura admi
nhi hu.Zyada na sahi par ek acha dost banne layak to huhi"
Sab samajh to gye the k wo bacha ek ladki h,to sabne shor
machana shuru kar dia.Aur maine bhi jo draft kia tha pehle
usme bache ki jagah pe ladki hi tha but sir ki bat ka maan
rkhte huye ki nothing bad shud be there,maine ladki ko bche
se replace kia.But wahi h jinhone samajhna tha wo to samajh
hi gye.Fir maine us last line ko continue kia ki zyada na
sahi ek acha frnd bnne layak to hu hi k bad maine pucha
"hu k nhi" to sare kamine bole "nhi nhi".Par main janta
hu k bahar se wo kuch bi keh rahe ho par andar se sab han
hi keh rhe the.Then i continued my apologisation
programme"And finally sir,agar apko meri kisi baat ka bura
laga ho,jo ki bilkul bhi intentionally nhi hua hoga,but
agar hua h to pls...mujhe maaf kar dijiye".Everyone claps.
Then i took a pause of nearly 10 secs to write my details
on a slide which was a part of my speech & includes my full
name,residence,email id & phone nos.During this time
somebody said "khatam" & i replied him"arey aise kaise
khatam,maine waada kia h,mujhe koi khatam nhi keh skta" &
then i took the slide,put it on the projector & said"shayad
aap logon mese kuch log mera nam bhi nhi jante".Kuch shor
hua to maine kaha"arey nhi jante to nhi jante,har koi meri
tarah muhfat thodi hota h.So,i am NIPUN SIKRI from rohtak,
haryana aur main apko wish karta hu gud luck for the future
AND iske bad mulakat ho na ho,So alvida.BUT,BUT,hope to see
u all as C.A soon".Everybody claps & i presented that slide
which i had made in a manner in which a boy gives a rose to
a girl i.e bending on my knees & giving him a rolled slide
& i came down,took my phone,save the video & went back to
my seat in the 4th row.And sir takes a sum & the class
comes to an end & that too without a party.I thought k sir
ko mil k jaun but sir k paas students ki itni zyada bhid so
i thought k bahar jake frnds ko bye-bye aaun but bahar us
bache ka bf apne 4 dosto k sath kar rha tha mera intezaar.
Kehta h idhar aa.Main gya or maine pucha kaun ho aap.kyuki
pehle ek hi baar mila tha wo bi 15-20 din pehle jab wo
pehle dhamkane aya tha.To usne bataya k main uska bf.To
mujhe yaad aa gya.Aur meri fat bhi gyi.Wo kehta h'aj stage
par bhi chad gya tu'.Maine kaha 'yar wo to sirf sory kehna
tha.mujhe bura lag rha tha k meri wajah se kisi ko bura
laga'.Usne kaha'mere sath chal'.Meri fat rahi thi kyuki wo
char the aur main ek.Par itni der me ek frnd aake bola'yar
tera kisi accent wale k sath panga ho gya h'.Itne me wo
bhaisahab bole'haan bhyi main hu wo accent wala,tujh kya
krna h'.To usne bhi jawab dia'Kya bat h'.Itne me maine charo
taraf dekha to 10-12 ladke ikathe ho gye aur mujhse puchne
lage k kya hua?Maine kaha'Kuch nhi yar in bhaiya ko kuch
misunderstanding ho rhi h aur maine sorry bhi keh dia h'
Wo bola'tu mere sath chal' gale me hath dal k.Maine gala
nikala aur aaspaas se sare bole yahi bat kar kya abt krni'.
To wo bola'Aj k baad uske aaspaas bhi mat dikhio.Tujh jaise
par to wo thukegi bhi nhi'.Mann to kar rha tha ki khinch k
thapad maru fir chahe jaan hi chali jaye aur kahu'saale
tujhpe thukti h kya'.But situation ko samjhte i said'ok
yaar,Jaisa tu kahe'.To uske sath wala bola'chal chod yar,
ye to waise bhi kaamp rha h' aur phir mujhe dekh k bola
'Bhai,pls usse mat bolio'.Waise kaamp to main rha tha but
aaspaas khade dosto ki wajah se yhodi himmat aa gyi thi.
Main bola'thik h' aur wo log chale gye.Then i thank all
those guys who were standing with me.They all said'koi gal
hi nhi'.Fir i thought k ab bala to tal hi gyi h,sir se fir
kabhi milenge,ab ghar hi chalte h'.Then everyone starts
departing.We said to each other PHIR MILENGE & phir jhappi
payi & then me,ishan,vivek,karan & apoorv in apoorv's car
went to kashmere gate metro station & dropped vivek & karan
there & then we go to prasad nagar.In the travel,i take
nos. of apoorv & ishan & when i reached ICSI,prasad nagar,
i found it was closed due to voting today.Dekha,chahe kuch
bhi ho jaye,voting ho rhi ho ya kuch bhi,sir ko to class
leni hi h.Then i told them to drop me at the bus stand.They
drop me there,wahi jhappi shappi & then they go & my bus
comes.Then by bus to kishanganj station & then by train to
rohtak & then by activa of divesh to home.Ghar aakar sabko
btaya din k baare me except wo bhaisahab wala case.They
appreciated me.It was a good day.I hope everyday to be that
good.Ab ye class to khatam.Hope k A/Cs ka 20th may yani k
ashish kalra sir ki costing,FM ki coaching se pehle khatam
ho jaye.Hope for the best.
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